In light of mid-term elections and what looks like the inevitable response I need your help.

On some days I ride the train or hop a bus between two of my clients near downtown. While on the bus I hear about how God is a good God (Government is a good Government) and how Jesus has finally come back to save our souls (Barack Obama has descended to save us). Oh and of course the simple fact that many blacks will perish if the GOP takes over. Its going to be worse than the tribulation described in the book of Revelations in the bible.

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Many Blacks will perish if the GOP takes over
the House of Representatives

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Well after today there will no doubt be rhetoric to end-all rhetoric in the Black Community and I need your creativity to help me join in on some of the fun.

So far I have come up with the following apocalyptic scenarios:

• The Tea Party wants to repeal the 17th amendment giving blacks the right to
  vote. (You know they aren’t going to look it up)
• Sarah Palin’s family used to own slaves (any Republican will do) That’s why
  they have the slave-owner mentality.
• They want to tear down the levees for good.
• Watch, the AIDS infection rates are going to shoot up come January.
• They prolly gonna try to bring slavery back saying it’s a work program, but
  Obama will keep them from passin-it.
• Boehner already has a bill to sterilize Black people to keep us from
  reproducing, but Obama will keep them from passin-it.
  

And my favorite, inspired by John Lewis

• The streets will be slick with the fat from burning black bodies as the GOP
  genocide on black people begins.
  

Help me out. Give me your ideas so when I take to the streets I can spread the message of the coming GOPocylypse on Black people! --- and have some fun getting them worked up.