Let me straighten this mess about Clintons recent remarks out.

• The Clintons are incapable of lying.
• All Republicans are racists, especially the black ones.
• Democrats especially Robert Byrd, are incapable of racism.
• The Repubican controlled press are slandering the Messiah of the Black People and Hillary Clinton.

Whew! I'm glad we got all that out of the way.

Now, let me imagine for a second that Bill and Hillary are Democrats:

Recently Bill Clinton, the Messiah of the Black People said of Barack Obama's candidacy: "This whole thing is the biggest fairy tale I've ever seen." In addition, Billy Sheehan made insinuations about Barack Obama's past drug use. That's Racist! Mario Cuomo said that Obama needed to do more that "Shuck and jive" his way through a news conference to get elected". Shuck and jive? That's Racist! Then Hillary Clinton slammed Martin Luther King when she said: "Dr King's dream began to be realized when President Lyndon Johnson passed the Civil Rights Act of 1964," she said. "It took a president to get it done." Whats that supposed to mean? Only a white male can take care of Black people?

Back to Reality.

You know, if a Republican made a statement remotely resembling something like that, the revolution would come.

Cleetus called the great arbiter of race relations in the United States, Al Sharpton's raido show to explain himself which of course means lying, stating that he was talking about Obama's position on the war and not his campaign. Yeah, right.

What's surprising (or not) is that I am not hearing the outrage, where are the protests, why are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson not putting aside their differences and marching on something somewhere? I mean, I want a Jena 6 event so I can go party and pick up some mixtapes to listen to on the way home.

You know what, come to think of it, I didn't hear a peep when fellow Democrat Robert Byrd used the n-word on TV a few years back either.